You’re never “aloan” no matter what.
You should hear the things that come out of your mouth
Ask for an advance against the will.
“Mom, I’ve given up on men. I’m going to marry my cell phone. And it expects you to pay for the wedding.”
21th generation!
As long as she has apps for “DoorDash”, streaming services and Bluetooth activated “adult” toys on that cell phone, then she’s all set.
She’s gonna make it after all…the money is sent.
You can start by figuring out how relying on your Mom for money makes you independent.
When you start wearing a bra, I start sending you money…
Randy Glasbergen
June 12, 2015
August 12, 2015
SHAKEDOWNVILLE 12 months ago
You’re never “aloan” no matter what.
C 12 months ago
You should hear the things that come out of your mouth
Zykoic 12 months ago
Ask for an advance against the will.
PraiseofFolly 12 months ago
“Mom, I’ve given up on men. I’m going to marry my cell phone. And it expects you to pay for the wedding.”
rockyridge1977 12 months ago
21th generation!
mokspr Premium Member 12 months ago
As long as she has apps for “DoorDash”, streaming services and Bluetooth activated “adult” toys on that cell phone, then she’s all set.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 12 months ago
She’s gonna make it after all…the money is sent.
cuzinron47 12 months ago
You can start by figuring out how relying on your Mom for money makes you independent.
T... 12 months ago
When you start wearing a bra, I start sending you money…