Grand Avenue by Mike Thompson for April 02, 2002
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?It?s time I told you the truth, boy. When you were a puppy, there was a mix-up at the animal shelter.? ?Mix-up?? ?You see, they mistakenly put you in a pen with a mother cat and her kittens. She raised you as one of her own.? ?Here?s a photo:? ?You look shaken up. Maybe I should never have revealed this to you.? ?I was raised by a?CAT?? ?Can I get you something? Water? A biscuit?? ?Therapy.?