Grand Avenue by Mike Thompson for August 13, 2004
Transcript:
"A day at the beach is a lot more boring than I remember. What's there to do besides sit on the hot sand or go into the cold water?" "But people love the beach. Some come every day!" "You know what kind of people come every day?..." "Moronic knuckleheads, that's who." "Pay no attention to her. (Heh! Heh!) Too much sun."