Grand Avenue by Mike Thompson for September 19, 2005
Transcript:
"...And with one breath, a dragon could incinerate six knights, sometimes up to a dozen! There was no stopping these fearful beasts. The end." "Thank you!...Thank you!" CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP "Yay! YAY! HURRAY! Wooooo!" "Gabby, that was entertaining but completely lacking in substance. Dragons are make-believe. Your report was to be on a real reptile. I have to give you a 'D'." "Adored by audiences, panned by critics."