Grand Avenue by Mike Thompson for April 15, 2015

Money may not buy you happiness. But it buys you a big enough yacht to sail right up to it.

Money may not buy you happiness, but it’s one heck of a lot more comfortable to cry in a Bentley than on a bus.

Money may not buy you happiness, but it can buy a lifetime pass to every theme park in the world and a private jet to fly you there anytime you want.

Money may not buy you happiness, but it will tickle the s**t out of your creditors.

Money may not buy you happiness, but it will let you be unhappy in some really great places.

Money may not buy you happiness, but it can buy you one heck of a better set of memories.

Money may not buy you happiness, but it can make you awfully comfortable while you’re miserable.

Money may not buy you happiness, but it buys high speed internet, which is basically the same thing.

Money may not buy you happiness, but it will buy a very close imitation of it and most people will not be able to tell the difference.

Money may not buy you friends, but you can afford a much better class of enemies.

Money may not buy you happiness, but it makes one heck of a down payment on it.

Money may not buy you happiness, but it sure improves your bargaining position.

Money may not buy you happiness, but it does buy you a more comfortable form of misery.

Money cant buy you happiness, but being poor sucks.

“Money can’t buy happiness, but it can sure rent.”

Money can not buy you happiness, gratitude will, and I can be very grateful that I have lots of money.

The best things in life are freeBut you can give them to the birds and bees

I need money (That’s what I want) That’s what I want (That’s what I want) That’s what I want (That’s what I want) That’s what I want (That’s what I want)

Your love give me such a thrill But your love don’t pay my bills

I need money (That’s what I want) That’s what I want (That’s what I want) That’s what I want (That’s what I want) That’s what I want (That’s what I want)

Money don’t get everything it’s true But what it don’t get I can’t use

I need money (That’s what I want) That’s what I want (That’s what I want) That’s what I want (That’s what I want) That’s what I want (That’s what I want)

Money (That’s what I want) Lots of money (That’s what I want) Oh lot of money (That’s what I want, that’s what I want) (That’s what I want, that’s what I want)

Give me money (That’s what I want) Oh lots of money (That’s what I want) All I need free, yeah (That’s what I want) That’s all I need (That’s what I want)

(That’s what I want) (That’s what I want) Give me money (That’s what I want)

“Buy a Jet Ski. Have you ever seen an unhappy person on a Jet Ski?”

Well, again, you need to give me some money so we cdan find out.

If you have money, real money, big money, just oodles of big wads of the green stuff in big denominations, then YOU, TOO, can buy a car-racing team and lose it quickly.

People say that money isn’t the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. ~ Joan Rivers

I see now.

you could be really silly and buy a boat. i’m told boats swallow endless gobs of money