Grand Avenue by Mike Thompson for August 14, 2016
Transcript:
When life hands you lemons make lemonade. Why not just use lemon concentrate? It's much easier. It means that when something bad comes along you should turn it into something good. But I like lemons! Having them to me would be a good thing. Then think of it this way: when life hands you grapes make grape juice. But I hate grape juice. You just love messing with me. You think you're so cool. When life hands you cool, make cool-aid.
jmworacle over 8 years ago
Game, set, and match to Gabby!
Al Nala over 8 years ago
He’s never going to like his sister.
katzenbooks45 over 8 years ago
When life hands you lemons, throw them at life’s gonads.
bobviously over 8 years ago
When life gives you a Gabby, make Gabby-aid.
hippogriff over 8 years ago
And if life gives you a band, you’re going to need more than a band-ade.