Grand Avenue by Mike Thompson for September 30, 2018

Good one, Mr. Thompson.

Say it isn’t so! (P-l-e-a-s-e)

Gabby has a future…in the GOP….

In the second panel, the word “ones” doesn’t have an apostrophe before the “s”. Could it be? Maybe? Could it be that you DON’T need an apostrophe to make a plural? Nahhh, that’s just crazy talk.

“that trick never works!”——Rocky

With apologies to Neil de Grasse Tyson: “The good thing about [flying squirrels] is that they [glide] whether you believe it or not.”

It’s more like parasailing a wingsuit. Flying mammals are called bats.

Patagia is the skin that helps them an other mammals glide. So gliding is the proper term till someone gene engineers a bat-squirrel or a pteracoon.

When your mind is closed and full it can never have more to put in. So it stays that way. A form of a-literacy. Those that are stopped learning some time in their past. So they never continue to educate themselves. They create their own impasse to acquiring knowledge.

Best one yet Mr. Thomson. Wish I had it for putting on a wall or door. A fine bit of education there. Succinct and clear to read and understand.

He’s right. Nobody thinks like that. They act like that when they don’t want to think or can’t.