Grand Avenue by Mike Thompson for June 09, 2023

You could try lion taming.

Time to join a different rodeo?

The air quality is probably better at the zoo.

Prison guard?

It would just be a lateral move between school and zoo. Both depend on the suffering of caged animals. Both justify their existences by claiming to be educational, and neither provides any very useful educational experiences. Of course, in a zoo, he stands a slightly lesser chance of being eaten by his charges.

if you are in the right school system the payoff is in the backend after 20 years retire with a good pension (60-80k on Long Island) and then go do something you like

The way many of these kids today act, he may as well be a zookeeper. And a lot of these parents aren’t firing on all cylinders, either! And I speak from experience!

Check out Wu Mo today, maybe you’ll change your mind…

Good point, as zoo keeper you won’t be molding minds, just cleaning up s h i t…

Transition to being a school bus driver, at least your problems will be behind you [rim shot]

The animals are better behaved.Except the kids at the petting area.

that’s my dream job…i love all animals