Gray Matters by Stuart Carlson and Jerry Resler for March 24, 2022

“And write it off on my taxes.”

This belongs in the Dinette Set comic!

Mmmmmm. Not good

Cook it anyway, might make good pet food?? Just remove the bones.

Didn’t they find a mastodon a few thousand years old which was frozen suddenly, and that stayed frozen ever since, till discovered now and some people even ate some of it??? Maybe just a story, but maybe not!

I know people that have done this. It’s one of the reasons food pantries won’t accept frozen foods from unless a store donated it.

If you don’t want it what makes you think it’s a good idea to give it to someone else? Unless you make sure the recipient knows it’s only good for soup ..if that.

Sad. Guess they never heard of “do unto others” . . .

If it is the usual water-chilled commercial bird and the wrapping is intact, it’s likely salvagable. Maybe marinate or brine it, then cook it slow in a covered roaster. Or cut it up or debone it and do something savory with it in a crock pot.