Gray Matters by Stuart Carlson and Jerry Resler for June 20, 2024

Draft Dodger Joe told the recruiters that the drugs that the communists gave him made him gay.

This is why these “boy dolls” were marketed as “Action Figures”. It worked, too.

And you could get such nice acccessories to go with it.

Action figure. 6 inch or original 12?

I sooooooooooooooo wanted the G.I. Joe aircraft carrier growing up. Was like $150 then, now it’s on eBay for $6,000

Pitiful.

“Action Figure” is the greatest market coup in history.