Half Full by Maria Scrivan for January 21, 2014
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Transcript:
A kangaroo stands outside it's house looking for it's keys inside it's pouch. There's various shopping bags on the ground and various things picked out and dropped by the kangaroo. Kangaroo: I can't find anything in here.
That is not how my wife does it. She has small bags in big bags inside bigger bags then a big bag to carry it all.I pity the fool that ever tries to run off with the purse.The crook will need back surgery trying to run off with it.Nearly weights as much as my old military pack I carried in the Army.But she can find anything in there in a second. Knows exactly where everything is and if it is even moved.