Half Full by Maria Scrivan for September 16, 2014
Transcript:
Failed reality shows: "Keeping up with the Kannibals." Three women are sitting in a cauldron over a fire while a man in a tribal outfit stands next to them with a spear. Woman 1: It's hot! Woman 2: How's my hair? Woman 3: Does this cauldron make me look fat?
Should be enough “rump roast” for a year.