A woman sits at an apple Genius Bar getting help from one of the apple employees.
Woman: Ever since I changed Siri to a male he's been forgetting birthdays and anniversaries.
Actually, I’ve learned to hate being the navigator whenever my mom’s driving. I’ve worked as a professional driver long enough to be familiar with most of the town, and only need to consult a map when I’m going to the new developments or the more rural parts. I just need to know Points A & B to get going. []Mom, OTOH, is often so backwards that when you tell her to go right she’ll go left (and vice versa).
Actually, I’ve learned to hate being the navigator whenever my mom’s driving. I’ve worked as a professional driver long enough to be familiar with most of the town, and only need to consult a map when I’m going to the new developments or the more rural parts. I just need to know Points A & B to get going. []Mom, OTOH, is often so backwards that when you tell her to go right she’ll go left (and vice versa).