Half Full by Maria Scrivan for April 09, 2023

I don’t like marshmallows, but onion sounds interesting.

The dog food one looks like dog pooh

Eew…kale.

Yeah, they all look like losers to me.

I would mix the hot dog and onion flavored ones. That might taste good.

Our hot-dogs ALWAYS have onions on them…

The band-aid and iodine one is the worst.

All of them are bad.

And yet… I had an onion cookie called an onion sable in a recent Sakuraco box from Tokyo. It tasted of onion and butter. It was very good! That surprised me. Still, the only thing peeps are good for is peep jousting: put them on a plate “holding” a toothpick, and nuke them in the microwave. They all blow up differently.

The skunk and lawn peeps might actually be worse than the originals, hard as that is to believe. Not sure about the others. I actually like anchovy pizza, but combining that flavor with stale marshmallow doesn’t seem like a winner.

I never liked peeps. :-p

Those peeps look like poops to me.

Those are the ones NOONE selected.

gravy

LOL! So gross, it’s funny.

Why not? They make jelly beans in those flavors.

The best ones are when you roast them over a fire. The sugar on the outside turns into a caramelized shell. The inside is all gooey goodness.

Don’t think I’ve ever had a Peeps, but if there was an anchovy pizza one, I might try that…yum!

Sounds like the trick Jelly Belly flavors.

Archie McPhee would do it