Heart of the City by Steenz for June 25, 2000

Transcript:

Mom:How many times has this happened to you? Mom:You walk into a room and there are clothes everywhere! On the floor!On the bed! Even in the bathroom! Mom: You try begging! You try pleading! There's just no way to get those pesky garments up and away! Mom: Well, say good-bye forever to wrinkled skirts and balled-up blouses... Mom:...Introducing the miracle hanger! Mom: Made from a new space-age metal amalgam, the miracle hanger actually lifts clothes from any surface and magically suspends them in mid-air! Mom: But wait! There's even a handy top-mounted hook for easy closet storage! How's that for convenience! Heart: My Mother:Queen of the sarcastic infomercial. Mom: How much would you pay for the miracle hanger? Don't answer! Mom: Because if you act right now, we'll throw in the amazing new miracle towel hook!