Heart of the City by Steenz for January 27, 2002

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Heart: Hey, Doofus! Get outta that hole before you freeze to death! Dean: Nuts! Heart: That boy has definitely gone over the deep end. Bastogne! Belgium might be famous for waffles, but all I could think of that winter of '44 was snow cones. Th' name's Dino. Sergeant Dino. 101st Airborne Easy Company. We were heine-deep in mud and snow when word spread that the German army demanded our surrender. A certain General McAuliffe answered for all of us when he told the enemy, "nuts!" History would call it the "Battle of the Bulge" but me an' Easy Company knew it better as "H-E-Double Hockeysticks". And we knew the Germans would come... Suddenly, a shrill sound pierced the morning air -