Heart of the City by Steenz for June 26, 2007
Transcript:
Heart: Dean's in trouble! He texted me about monsters and ghosts and now I can't reach him at all! What if the monsters got him? What can I do? Who do I call?! Voice from telephone: I'm sorry, but we have no listing for Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Heart: What about Van Helsing? Look up Van Helsing!
Less obvious, but since she called him Goofus, try Gallant.