Heart of the City by Steenz for April 09, 2012
Transcript:
Heart continues to learn the importance of school--- Heart: Uh, not exactly, Mr. Exposition- word bar... Heart: ok, so I know I have to go to school and study history and English and Science and all that other junk... Heart:...but long division?! you can't possibly convince me that there's any need at all for long division!! Man: Silence!
BRI-NO-MITE!! Premium Member over 12 years ago
I’ve found no use yet in all my 48 years for long division.
Stanlexx over 12 years ago
Neither have I, which is lucky because I never even came close to grasping the concept.
Peabody-Martini over 12 years ago
I had a job where I was required to do long division,multiplication in my head and time was very limited.
archipelago Premium Member over 12 years ago
Okay, you and 3 friends want to split the restaurant bill …Or, at Heart’s age, the teacher has a box of 300 stickers for an art project and they have to be split evenly among the students; how will she know she got her fair share if there are 20 students in the class?
MeGoNow Premium Member over 12 years ago
Then the answer for Heart is 300, the number of stickers that would be her fair share.
PShaw0423 over 12 years ago
Had to, no. But the unconscious thought process of coming up with an effective sentence is based on it. Diagramming a sentence is like using training wheels for learning to do more than talk in grunts…or 140-character tweets.
lemon868 over 12 years ago
Logical sentence construction keeps you from creating internet memes based on your poor logic….just think of all those church bulletins that get cited for poor grammar!
Stephen Gilberg over 12 years ago
Long division I still use sometimes. Calculus I’ve forgotten altogether. The sigma means what again?
TBC5775 over 12 years ago
Long division is how we calculate batting averages. Therefore, it’s one of the most important elements of mathematics.
marilynrknits over 12 years ago
Need it to calculate mileage, too. Even if you use a calculator, you need the actual process to do a rough divide to make sure the answer you calculate is correct. Sometimes one does not plug in the correct numbers and the machine answer is way off. The mental processes in math, sentence diagramming, etc. are how you develop a disciplined mind and accomplish your personal goals.
Lawrence Stetz Premium Member over 12 years ago
Algebra… Algebra…
Yukoneric over 12 years ago
I teach it and use it myself. Oh, well.
Dr Lou Premium Member over 12 years ago
I’m glad that Heart is getting a lesson on school…but long division? I have to agree with her on the long division!
Tyrnn over 12 years ago
I still use long division whenever I need to calculate in my head. Seeing the numbers presented in such a fashion was crucial to my grasp of mathematics.
AbbeyC5 over 12 years ago
just wait till she hits Algebra and calculus
Decepticomic over 3 years ago
Yes, SILENCE! That’s enough talk about math.
benjnavarro28 almost 2 years ago
One of the rare occasions (possibly the only?) where Tatulli’s Heart of the City breaks the fourth wall