Heart of the City by Steenz for October 02, 2012
Transcript:
Mom: Gosh, it's been so long.. I don't have anything to wear! Mrs. Angelini: ATZ! I think I've got just the thing for a fancy schmancy cocktail party! Heart: No offense, Mrs. Angelini, but mom needs a little black dress, not a parachute! Mrs. Angelini: Oh!! listen to her! I wasn't always so "curvy" ya know! Mrs. Angelini: I used to have the figure of Audrey Hepburn! Heart: I imagine that was a few million raviolis ago.
Note to any children who might be reading this. It’s times like this where failing to keep your trap shut could result in not living to see your next birthday.