Heart of the City by Steenz for January 29, 2014

Oh, Peter. Oh, Pervis.

Didn’t somebody predict this outcome?

Now it’s making sense >_<

“It’s all fun and games until somebody loses an eye.”

Wooh…!! Severely NOT Cool!!

Toys that fire actual projectiles with significant force are best kept out of the hands of children. There’s a difference, old dude.

if this were one of those horror comic books from the fifties (like Tales from the Crypt) it would be revealed that those cousins’ mummified bodies were part of the action figure collection

Uhhh, are we forgetting something here? This is a comic strip, c-o-m-i-c….and this is the opposite of f-u-n-n-y.

Which explains the eye patch of course.

I can’t get The Christmas Story out of my head now. “You’ll shoot your eye out!”

12-inch Joes of this nature = 1960s / 1970s. []It wasn’t until the mid-to-late 1970s that the American toy safety laws governing projectiles were altered to prevent incidents like this.

Did you kill them and turn their corpses into dolls?