Heart of the City by Steenz for November 20, 2015
Transcript:
In conclusion, Mr. Abrams, we are all praying that the Force Awakens is as good as the trailers suggest! ..that said, there are consequences to breaking the heart of a 4th grader who's been waiting for a great Star wars.... Therefore, I will be CCing Santa Claus on this missive and if your movie stinks, he'll know what to do. your friend, Dean.
Trond Sätre Premium Member almost 9 years ago
t occured to me that in the current timeline, Dean shouldn’t even have been born until 5-7 years after Lucas altered the “Greebo vs Han” scene and the premiere of The Phantom Menace. So really, how likely is it that he would be such a Star Wars purist? I suppose he could have a father who made sure he saw the original prequel before he learned anything else about Star Wars, but it just seems a little implausible that a ten year old (?) kid would have such strong feelings about changes that were made in a franchise long before he was born
Miba almost 9 years ago
Sadly I think there’ll be a lot of coal going around.
SukieCrandall Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Are there any nine or ten year old kids who believe in Santa, or just some parents and grandparents who like to be fooled into thinking that they do? Pretty much all the kids i grew up around had it figured out by ages five or six, so then went on to play along for their grandparents, parents, and younger sibs.I recall when my hubby’s father was in his sixies or early seventies and was annually calling his grandchildren with updates of where Santa was delivering. They were both past the age of knowing, but calmly explained to me that they had figured out why he made such phone calls. Their explanation was different from what i imagined. They told me that he must be getting senile!
Mstreselena almost 9 years ago
Where are Dean’s parents? Maybe one or both of them started Dean down this path and he inherited his love of sci-fi from them.
Comic Minister Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Good letter Dean.
lutnsls almost 9 years ago
How is Dean left-handed today after being right-handed yesterday?
genghis.shaman almost 9 years ago
They’re in fourth grade now?!
jdsven almost 9 years ago
Aww, c’mon Dean…you’re in 4th grade. Every Star Wars is a great Star Wars,unless it’s the Star Wars Holiday Special.
Decepticomic over 3 years ago
Cuz Santa loves children who implicitly want him to punish others for unintentionally making bad movies.