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Heart: Woo hoo! It's totally easter sunday! Heart: Yes! The obligatory basket of goodies! Heart: It's a religious holiday so, thank you, god! Mom: Ahem, missy, church in a half hour. Heart: then we all better start praying for another resurrection!
The saving grace is that chocolate tastes okay coming out. This is a lesson I learned when I threw up on the carpet in front of a department store elevator. My mom hustled me on board, teaching me a great lesson about accepting responsibility. I’ve never liked double chocolate covered peanuts since then, for some reason.