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kat: You want to know what your horoscope is? heart: Yeah, sure. kat: "today will be your--" what? dang, my freebies on this app just ran out! now it's asking for money! I'm not paying for this! dean: What's with you? Heart: My future is in limbo.
Well, if I were to believe my horoscope as cast at my birth, I should have been a king since around 2005!