Heart of the City by Steenz for March 12, 2019
March 11, 2019
March 13, 2019
Transcript:
heart: mr. turtle! use your magic and poof us to the drainage pipe! turtle: uh...alas..my magic is not so obedient... turtle: ..it has a mind of its own, and I have neither the patience nor desire to master it. heart: What?! heart: ...how can you not want to control your mystical powers? turtle: hey, I didn't ask to be a magic turtle!
Hard to sympathize with someone who can’t be bothered to make any effort to gain their freedom.