Heathcliff by Peter Gallagher for August 21, 2021

They can be since they take a “lickin”.

We reserve that for choc tops.

How about some meat? Bubble gums? Robots? No? How about helmets inscribed with the words “Collateral”?

The loan officer should stop pretending that he doesn’t want that cone.

I think Heathcliff is trying to trick him into a brain freeze!

It may not be collateral but it makes a good bribe in the right conditions.

I’m pretty sure it’s against the law to try and bribe a loan company.

Bigot!

Whaaa?! It is in my estimation.