Herman by Jim Unger for April 02, 2012

Thank God it’s not accordions.

We can only hope he doesn’t run into a drunken Scotsman right about now.

I never knew a clarinet could be so piercing….(OK, whaddya want…. I got here after all those good ones.)

It has a piercing melody, but it only rated a three

I hope someone recorder-ed it for YouTUBA. I’m horn-estly ashamed at my coronet-y puns. :(

Clarinets? I thought those were chanters.

The trombones were more expensive..

They orchestrated a sound attack.

Not funny, Jim.

Q: Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?A: Because sheep can hear a zipper at 100 meters.