Herman by Jim Unger for December 15, 2013

Marble isn’t inherently expensive

The vigorish will kill you….

Could I have 2 tens for a five?

Normally you give the bank $1.25 and they give you $1 back. Get it right, man.

The same applies for casinos.

Love the ‘notice’…

I blame the public schools.

I like the sign borrow your own money for 12%.

Can someone break a $20? I need a ten & 3 fives. Any takers? :-)

I don’t get it – why is there the long pause and then he says they can afford marble floors? I get that the change he asked for doesn’t add up to a dollar . . .