Herman by Jim Unger for March 23, 2017

I wouldn’t touch this one with a ten foot pole, not at a family friendly web site.

See, there’s always a bright side to everything. So they tell me.

But what about my addiction to tin cans?

“I’ve goat to get a new doctor”

OD’d on horny goat weed. (It’s real stuff).

I dunno, they might butt heads on this one.

And I just thought it was a side-effect of the medication.

I’d give the doctor a good head butt.

Or you could consider pro football.

Aw, what happened? Did your parents lose a bet with God?

Or salesman for Dodge trucks!

I’d say he’s on the horns of a dilemma !

Nah, I just haven’t been laid in a really long time.