Herman by Jim Unger for June 17, 2017

“…or else!”

He left at home the note that says, “I am pointing a gub at you.”

Running out of chocolate chip cookies definitely calls for drastic measures.

“Besides, this isn’t my window.”

This isn’t right place for that kind of stick-up.

He appears to be the kind of robber you hear about sometimes, the kind who does things like taking his mask off right in front of the surveillance camera.

I wish my bank gave out chocolate chip cookies.

banks use to be service oriented, but i guess they quit doing the grocery shopping thing for their customers – drat – i was going to try to kill two birds with one stone

Rookie mistake.

Oh right, I was supposed to do that first!