Herman by Jim Unger for September 27, 2018

“We take ’em half-out…”

Bit far removed from my ingrown toe nail isn’t it!

Buying or selling?

Isn’t that a bit far removed from my ingrown toenail Doc?

Looks like it’s happening in a Florida hospital

Two for one.

removal or installation?

In that case, I’ll take two.

OK…but will you throw in the adenoids too? ;o}

Does that include a balance and rotation?

Throw in an adenoids removal and you got yourself a deal!

There’s a 30% discount if you take advantage of our tops & bottoms special. We’ll remove your tonsils and hemorrhoids at the same time.

At least this one is honest.

“Far be it from me to pass on a sale.”