Herman by Jim Unger for September 29, 2018

Proper training

I KNEW IT! All the mangled packages I receive have all been handled by trained professionals!

Are we to assume this is the USPS?

We ordered a carton of fluorescent tubes from Home Depot, to be delivered to our office by their courier company. First time they tried to delivery to the wrong address, 2nd time they arrived with about 1/3 smashed. Courier company said “Not my fault”.

" Next, I’ll show you the proper way to sling those Handle With Care packages. "

Maybe just a little bit too much follow through.

Years ago while awaiting an important UPS delivery to my warehouse, watched the driver drop a couple of boxes from the top shelf of the truck. He then proceeded to kick the hell out of them ’til his rage passed !!!

You all referring to the company whose name should be; ;“Oops!”

It’s all in the wrist !

The higher the postage the longer they store your package before delivery. I mailed a package on the Friday prior to Labor Day with overnight delivery requested; it arrived the following Tuesday; The good news I did get a refund and the package delivered free albiet three days late.

Pretend that the package might be full TNT, or nitro, etc., and stamp it gently, AS IF YOUR LIFE DEPENDED ON IT!