I heard about a guy who put an arrow through his foot. He was in his tree stand with his feet dangling as he followed the deer with his drawn bow. Deer 1… Hunter 0
There was an old joke about a hunter whose partner was injured in a fall. The hunter called 911 and told the woman that his fellow hunter had fallen and wasn’t sure if he was alive. She said, “1st thing you need to make sure if he’s dead.” There was a silence then a bang. She then heard him say, “Ok, now what.”
garcoa over 5 years ago
Apparently missed the lesson about how to hold a gun while walking.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 5 years ago
I have a friend who did that with a musket. Modern weapons are much safer than antiques.
Mother Superior over 5 years ago
Got his limit.
P51Strega over 5 years ago
I heard about a guy who put an arrow through his foot. He was in his tree stand with his feet dangling as he followed the deer with his drawn bow. Deer 1… Hunter 0
lagoulou over 5 years ago
She’s lucky it’s not his head that’s mounted!
robnvon Premium Member over 5 years ago
But the lawnmower got him.
WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago
At least there is no foot or leg still attached…
cuzinron47 over 5 years ago
Hope he had a toe tag for that.
Printer over 5 years ago
There was an old joke about a hunter whose partner was injured in a fall. The hunter called 911 and told the woman that his fellow hunter had fallen and wasn’t sure if he was alive. She said, “1st thing you need to make sure if he’s dead.” There was a silence then a bang. She then heard him say, “Ok, now what.”
Maybe someone remembers how that joke went.