Herman by Jim Unger for May 04, 2019

No, we’re sold out. There’s been a run on that item.

No, but we can prepare one for you, do you want copper or PVC?

You better call 911 cause I think your house is about to either sink or explode.

Is this for a house or a nuclear power plant?

We have a crate of them coming in Tuesday!

Ummmm, I hope you shut the main valve off……..

He’d have better luck at the Museum of Modern Art.

What end connects to the water?

Why.. would you need another one like that one.. it.. is obviously broken.

No, but I know three plumbers who can help you with that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpIdOgxQSpg

That’s just plum stupid.

“Just one?”

“Sure do! They come in kit form now. Just give me a few minutes and I’ll make one up for you.”

That isn’t the reason for the kitchen leak. That goes to the steam radiators.

I’ve got one of those under my kitchen sink, too!

“There’s an iPhone app for that now!”

No, and neither should you.

That’s more like 15 items!!!

Miracle at ACE: “No. But they have them at OSH>”

I replicate these things at my ACE store all the time and I am always amazed at some of the elaborate configurations people have put together before it failed sending them to me. One young man brought in over 6 ft. of plumbing that was a mixture of copper, old PB PEX, PVC, CPVC, compression fittings, flair fittings, quick connects and finally a Fernco fitting. He couldn’t afford a plumber to fix it correctly so I met him and his new wife after shift and correctly plumbed it back together. Hey, for a home cooked meal I’ll come out of retirement.

No. It’s metric pipe and fittings.

Whenever I have to do a diy plumbing job I always have to visit three stores before I get everything I need.

Is that the right one or the left?

That looks like a piece from Mousetrap!