Herman by Jim Unger for April 03, 2020

How?

Ask the woman with skinny arms to reach through the keyhole and unlock it.

Ask for a key to the city; that should fit.

Just go through the keyhole.

Taken by a pickpocket?

….but what a great peephole it is.

If he found it he probably couldn’t lift it. …keyless doors btw might be the one thing that gets me into “smart house” modifications

https://thumbs.worthpoint.com/zoom/images4/1/0217/24/action-comics-241-first-fortress_1_13cda83343f2a017393086d768bd3ce9.jpg

Reminds me of a keychain I used to use that consisted of a large piece of polished wood with the words "If you lose this, you are stupid, irresponsible, careless and keyless. "

You’ll be late for the town hall meeting.

Wow.

Must be in Europe, some of those inns had keys the size of a small buick. Had to leave them at the desk when you went out. yeech