Herman by Jim Unger for July 10, 2021

Wait until he tries rubbing on the cats. He will be in the hospital after that.

Mrs. Jones at the corner could disagree.

“And this will cure me?”

“Oh, heck no! This stuff reeks of rotten eggs. It will keep every other living thing from even coming near you. You’re extremely contagious and there is no cure.”

“Can I get that in a spray?”

Physicians don’t dispense, so that must be the sample size.

That stuff won’t even touch poison ivy. Maybe crabgrass?

If Fauci said it, there would be people who would do it.

Or just carry this sign: “Unclean”

This is why they invented quarentine.

That tube should be good for about a week.

“…and don’t breathe the fumes.”

That’s a bit too aggressive, don’t you think?

Hope he doesn’t live in an apartment.

Alrighty, hold still Doc, I live next door.