Herman by Jim Unger for February 10, 2022

My mom says the same thing to me!

What? And miss out on my morning nap?

I can’t. I stay up reading Gocomics.

You just wake up sleepy, earlier.

Late to bed and early to rise, makes a man unhealthy, unwealthy, and tired.

Nothing a couple of cups of coffee can’t cure.

He’s trying his best NOT to go there…I mean, come on…

She must have pulled the chair out from under him.

I think he took one look at that ravishing beauty and fainted.

What, and get more snores???

Try magnesium for sleep instead of vodka

Anything to avoid her….

Because you are there……

Because your nag-a-thon lasts until after midnight?

“But then I might fall asleep and miss loving time with you.”

Only when you have separate bedrooms.