Herman by Jim Unger for September 16, 2022

Sizing it up

If he buys that for his daughter, he won’t have to worry about her boyfriend doing anything with her in the car.

Yes to both

Economy size.

“It’s the latest import from Tiny Town. I admit it’s not very practical unless you buy a pair of them — one for each foot.”

Hot Wheels new line

Town Cars by Lincoln are huge. That must be a Mini-Town Car.

Size.

Whatda think?

That’s it – I’m joining the Green Movement – everybody MUST HAVE an electric vehicle by 2035. Major wonderful results – no warning of 2 to 3-day rolling blackouts, everybody but m(b)illionaires miserable and hating life BUT THE BEST OF ALL no more traffic jams, no more stupid drivers (except the m(b)illionaires), no products being delivered, everybody fighting for basic necessities like food and water, but no stinky, noisy fossil-fueled motors to make us triggered!!!!!!!!! The government is finally in control of EVERYTHING because they want to help us be in a better world! Social Influencers are finally silent, millions living on the street being friendly and helping one another because of the loss of jobs with the economy tanking or having tanked. COME ON MAN! think about the 1% positives!!!! It’s a “NO BRAINER” lol, rofl at “personkind’s” lack of any kind of logic…….I’ll take two of the vehicles, please and a reread of “1984” or “Fahrenheit 451” so I know what to think and what to avoid. JOIN ME as we change the world!

“Parking’s a breeze in this little baby!”

A little bit of both would be nice…..

No problem finding a parking spot, just pop it in your briefcase.

My last car didn’t have a spare tire. I should buy one of those to put in the trunk.