He says, after way too many pumpkin-spice drinks: “Miss, don’t self-hate yourself this way, dressing as a dog. To me, you look quite fetching. Those big puppy-dog eyes make me want to reach down and pet you. And I can tell you like me, too, the way you’re wagging your tail. Let’s say we go somewhere and get Friskie. I assure you my intentions are Purina.”
He says, after way too many pumpkin-spice drinks: “Miss, don’t self-hate yourself this way, dressing as a dog. To me, you look quite fetching. Those big puppy-dog eyes make me want to reach down and pet you. And I can tell you like me, too, the way you’re wagging your tail. Let’s say we go somewhere and get Friskie. I assure you my intentions are Purina.”