Acceleration 32.174 feet per second-squared for both. But then there is the coefficient of friction and contact area skin to plastic of the person. And the degree of incline. And how to account for barrier films…..is he oily skinned or dehydrated……. Where’s my calculator?
Announcement over the PA system: “The ‘Thriller Max Water Slide’ is temporarily closed for routine extrication. All paramedics, report. Bring ‘The Jaws of Life’.”
Imagine 11 months ago
Ya think?
Zykoic 11 months ago
Acceleration 32.174 feet per second-squared for both. But then there is the coefficient of friction and contact area skin to plastic of the person. And the degree of incline. And how to account for barrier films…..is he oily skinned or dehydrated……. Where’s my calculator?
rshive 11 months ago
And I won’t be hurt if I land on you.
PraiseofFolly 11 months ago
Announcement over the PA system: “The ‘Thriller Max Water Slide’ is temporarily closed for routine extrication. All paramedics, report. Bring ‘The Jaws of Life’.”
wirepunchr 11 months ago
He’s betting on the law of gravity.
Zebrastripes 11 months ago
Wise choice!
WCraft Premium Member 11 months ago
Might not be any water left in the pool at the bottom…
Vet Premium Member 11 months ago
He’ll get stuck….those slides are not extra wide.
mindjob 11 months ago
If Cannonball was an Olympic sport, this guy would take the gold!
monya_43 11 months ago
Not only is he likely to be faster, he is also fatter.
erin.adamic Premium Member 11 months ago
Not according to Galileo…
cuzinron47 11 months ago
And he’ll clear the slide of any obstacles
Ernest_CT 11 months ago
gasp They told us it is just 32 feet per second per second! The swine lied to us!