Imagine This by Lucas Turnbloom for April 16, 2009
Transcript:
Uh, Clovis? Didn't this look go out of style twenty years ago? - Darin No way! It's totally hip.- Clovis But is this really an appropriate look for a job interview?- Darin *sigh* of course it is, stupid!- Clovis Everyone knows the jacket, tie, and purple sequined M.C. Hammer pants look is the latest trend. Duh!- Clovis Really? Well, okay. Thanks Clovis! Wish me luck!- Darin Yeah, Okay. - Clovis Wow. Have you ever known anyone more gullible than that fool?- Clovis Did you say Hammer pants are back? Rapture!- Dewey The Dinosaur
Greg – That’s right, all of our economic woes can be settled with a nice pair of hammer pants. Why won’t Washington listen to me? WHY?!
Tom! – That’s true! It’s always better to talk awful fashion trends in an interview rather than qualifications. That’s how I got my job at the ice cream shop in the early 90s. Thank you, Hypercolor t-shirt!
ziplizard – You won’t be waiting long. The 2009 Summer collections are, well, really, REALLY bad. :)
bald – bleeep, you’re right! (taking notes for future comic)
buckleylover – Well now, let’s not get ridiculous!