Imagine This by Lucas Turnbloom for November 23, 2009
Transcript:
Just as Marvin the destroyer struck his turkey pose of death... ...Something unexpected happened... No need to fight, Marvin the Destroyer, you can be the official thanksgiving turkey. What? Really? Oh, Uh thanks. Gee, I guess there's no reason to mortally wound you now huh? Uh, no? Dang it. Gobble!
Look, this is Thanksgiving. SOMBODY has got to die! Ted isn’t Stedman wearing a turkey suit, is he?