In Security by Bea R. for September 03, 2019

Now what they ‘should’ do is train the gophers/groundhogs to sing.

The pattern on Sam’s patterned shirt might be a wee bit much today.

Is Sedine perhaps conflating ‘Bubbly’ music with ‘Champagne’ music …? ✨❤️✨

https://youtu.be/GP6A2NPygLE

I hear heavy metal makes termites eat faster, I wonder if it would make groundhogs dig faster.

Side note: Depite their name groundhogs are not hogs and therefore do not taste like pork! XD (Apparently there are recipes for them, but I’m not trying it)

Just blast out one powerful brown note and enjoy the free fertilizer.

Gotta admit, Bea does know how to draw some happy groundhogs.

[ For the record, I ‘do’ know who ‘Michael Bublé’ is … ] ✨

https://youtu.be/5QYxuGQMCuU

….have to side with Sedine on this one.

I’m reading the second panel and thinking Kenny Loggins.

His music is OK.He’s very funny in the soda commercials for Bubly soda. He changes them to his name with a magic marker. It’s the squeaking sound from the marker that makes it funny.

I would go with present day pop divas. They’ll die of insipidness.

Be the first on your block busted for disturbing the peace!

Bagpipes are cheaper – and, if played incorrectly, have the same effect.

FREEZE GOPHER!

Used to “DJ” in second life. Station was called, and I apologize for the profanity, S.H.I.T. – Synn’s Heavy Industrial Transmissions. But I still love a happy bouncy song too. Gets the body moving.

HEY!, he did a good Christmas Album.

Should have played Counting Crows or Yoko Ono. The moles would beg for mercy.

“Bubbly”? Must be a Lawrence Welk relative.

I´m going to need to cut out that last frame and use somewhere …

Justin Beiber will cause gophers to go into panic attacks and drive them away in hordes.

Heavy metal’s the best…the best way I can get housework done and keep it cranking on the treadmill!

This will only put them “in the mood” thus producing more ground hogs.

May I recommend the flip-side of “They’re Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-Ha!” by Napoleon XIV? It’s said to have cleared a diner in three minutes flat.

Tune in some rap (boring and not technically music), or Philosophy of the World by the Shaggs (1969) (worst album ever recorded) or Attila by Attila (1970).

The Beatles Number 9 on an endless loop should do the trick!

Perhaps ‘elevator music’ would be more effective. Because right now, I sense a Karaoke Party in the next strip.