Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for December 11, 2005

Transcript:

Mr. Negato: Bow, Captain Victory! Bow before my unrivaled genius! Captain Victory: Hey Mr. Negato - If you're so much smarter than me, how come I always beat you? Mr. Negato: Ah, I'm glad you asked, Captain! You see, your mind is uncluttered by doubt, regret or remorse, where I second-guess, rationalize and procrastinate, you just blindly plod forward. I obsess over every detail while you just let things go. I analyze, theorize and hypothesize, but you just accept whatever explanation is easiest. I just forge my own understanding of the world, while you are placated by the most banal cliches. I'm hamstrung by my own genius, and that is why I always fail to your lesser intellect. Captain Victory: Plus I can, like, beat you up and stuff. Mr. Negato: Well, yes, there's that too...