Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for March 24, 2006
Transcript:
Man: I still don't know, Fritz... Fritz: Listen, Bert, your product is all about soothing people, making them comfortable. And what's more soothing than a nice, round, adorable cartoon character? Man: I just don't think people will be comforted by a cartoon hemorrhoid... Fritz: What about "Sammy the Salve"? He's gooey!
This is not a very profitable business is it?