Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for September 20, 2006

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Man: Ralston, as Commander of the Lunchtastics Patrol¶© you'll come and save this kid from his awful lunch. Ralston: But...he's eating turkey and grapes. Man: Exactly. He's bored. Save him. Ralston: But that's a really healthy lunch! Man: Exactly! He's dying of boredom! Save him! Ralston: He'll trade boredom for heart disease? Boy: Will someone save me from these grapes already?!? Man: Man, this kid's a pro...