Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for October 30, 2006
Transcript:
Bixby: What's this I hear about you getting powers? Hamhock: Yep, I'm Power Pig now! Bixby: But you're charging people to save them? Hamhock: Why not? I deserve it? Bixby: Hamhock, people expect their superheroes to be a public service! Down the line you can make money off endorsement deals! It's the way things are done! Hamhock: So they won't pay me to save their lives, but they will pay me for a collectible lunch box? Bixby: Well, their lives don't appreciate in value...
Not good when Bixby is the voice of reason