Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for December 19, 2006

Transcript:

Bixby: Listen, Moxie, we gotta do something about your manners. Moxie Gumption: What the heck is wrong with my stupid manners, jerk? Bixby: Well, people feel you're a little unrefined. Moxie: I ain't unrefined! Look, I even gots a high-school diploma! Bixby: Oh, well that's... Moxie: I won it playing snooker! Bixby: Which is why it says "Andy Capp" on it...