Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for December 23, 2006
Transcript:
Moxie Gumption: Affluent Alfie? What are you doing here? You're not ill-behaved! Boy: Oh, you know... if one is wealthy, one must be abusive. Moxie: Yeah, right. So we yell at a butler sometimes. Who doesn't? Boy: Indeed. And, so what if we make servants wrestle hungry bears while locked in a freezer and then deny them medical attention for hours. That makes me a little tyrant? Moxie: Well, I'm sure he deserved it... Boy: Of course! Who doesn't chill caviar? Imbecile...