Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for March 12, 2007
Transcript:
Bixby: Okay, Hamhock, I got you a job as one of them magical cookie-making fellas. Hamhock: A Keebler elf?! It's always been my dream to be a Keebler elf! Bixby: Actually, you're gonna be a Dweebler dwarf. New Company. They make cookies in an old ironworks at the bottom of a dank cave. Hamhock: It's your mission to wring my soul dry, isn't it? Bixby: You have your own welding mask, right?