Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for May 28, 2007
Transcript:
Captain Victorious: Don't worry, ma'am, I'll take you someplace nice. Woman: Uh, don't you mean someplace safe? Captain Victorious: Sure, if you consider candlelit dinner and fine wine "safe." Woman: How about taking me someplace dangerous, then? Like a hospital? Captain Victorious: You got a weird idea of a date, lady.